*good girls playing*
me : she’s a good girl, she’s Ashton’s favourite
mum : what did you say? isn’t it daddy’s
me : yeah
mum : …
me : …
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = hEY YOu, Yes You. I wanT 2 Eat UR ASS
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.
so you guys I wore my motionless in white hoodie at school today and this really cute guy who loves bands complimented me and how i looked in it and we started talking about bands and our preferences and yOU GUYS….I think I have a band bae
when someone’s so attractive you want to fuck their brains out in the craziest way imaginable but they’re also rly nice and interesting and you wanna give their heart lil kisses and read books with them and cook breakfast for them in the morning
ASHTON FUCKING IRWIN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, YOU CANT DO THIS TO US, THAT THING COULD DESTROY EACH AND EVERYONE ON OF US IN THIS FAMILY, IT COULD SIMATANEOUSLY BRING US TO PARADISE WHILE RIPPING US APART
Holy shit……..I-I can’t……I can’t even process this shit like oh my god that thing would get people pregnant just by looking at it oh my god
Class like Patrick Stump
Sass like Gerard Way
Ass like Brendon Urie
Like if the glasses weren’t enough for killing us, he takes his shirt off